So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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