Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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