exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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