Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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