how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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