I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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