You're so nebulous sometimes
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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