Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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