they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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