I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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