If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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