C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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