Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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