Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
3 2 1 whiskey
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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