David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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