So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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