C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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