even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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