I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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