my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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