You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I am mentally ready for anal.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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