What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
