Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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