Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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