You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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