We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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