Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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