I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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