do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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