but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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