You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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