Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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