Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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