You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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