thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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