glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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