we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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