Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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