Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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