yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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