Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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