My first STD was from a foam party
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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