so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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