He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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