It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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