I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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