the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Do plants get herpes?
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