When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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