It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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