He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Found your dick twin last night
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
send nudes
from the living room?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
