He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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