How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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