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I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm really busy with my period
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