I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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