Define "chronic" masturbator.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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