Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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