So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
sex in a hospital.. check
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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